I'm back from the vacation to that one place and I would be lying if I said I had a good time lolol.
They had wi-fi at the condo we stayed in but I only found that out like two days before we had to leave so I didn't really use it.
There were a lot of things I wanted to do that we didn't do like GO TO THE FROZEN YOGURT STORE WITH THE CUTE FROGGIES ON IT CRIES
And go to the multiple carnivals there
And not get angry at each other
But I got a hole-in-one in the final hole of a mini-golf course, so I got a free game that never expires.
We did go to this one ship-themed all-you-can-eat buffet and the cost was literally like $28 per person. It was so fancy. It had this like, canal-looking fountain running from the entrance to a desk thing, and then there was a fountain behind that, and there were fountains outside too. The tables had like seashells in them and the serving tables were these GIGANTIC FREAKING SHIPS HOLY BOJANGLES. It was mainly a seafood restaurant but it had other stuff like the best hushpuppies ever, so I ate until I felt sick. It had a fancy bathroom too with this sample table of sand that makes your hands really soft, and they sold it for $20 at the gift shop they had INSIDE THE RESTAURANT. We bought it. Now I'll have perfect hands forever.
AND I DIDN'T GET A SUNBURN YESSS